1. What did one ear say to the other ear? Between you and me, we need a haircut
2. Why was the maths book sad? Because it had too many problems.. :)
3. What do you call a dinosaur that wrecks everything ing sight? A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks! (Rex)
4. Teacher: If you breathe in oxygen during the day, what do you breathe in at night? Pupil: Night-trogen! (Nitrogen)
5. I met a man who always wore a saucepan on his head. I asked him what he did it for. "I don't know why," he said. "It always make my head so sore. I am a foolishman. I should have left it off before and worn a frying pan"
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